{"id":1330,"date":"2020-03-15T17:40:31","date_gmt":"2020-03-15T23:40:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kokomoman.com\/wordpress1\/?p=1330"},"modified":"2020-03-15T20:19:38","modified_gmt":"2020-03-16T02:19:38","slug":"cootie-bug-update","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.kokomoman.com\/wordpress1\/2020\/03\/15\/cootie-bug-update\/","title":{"rendered":"Cootie Bug Update"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>So far, the Cootie bug hasn&#8217;t caused me to change anything for the Great Ho Chi Minh Trail Ride.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You remember the Cooties don&#8217;t you. For those too young, tween-age boys and girls would say to each other, &#8220;Ewwwwww&#8230; you&#8217;ve got Cooties.&#8221; Of course they were really just flirting with each other, but hadn&#8217;t figured out how to do that yet. Sometimes it would be mean, but it was mostly a way of getting attention and saying, &#8220;I&#8217;m really interested in you, but I don&#8217;t know how to show it.&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So, even if you don&#8217;t remember cooties, if you are over 14 you know what I mean.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.kokomoman.com\/wordpress1\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/Cootie.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1331\" width=\"555\" height=\"432\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.kokomoman.com\/wordpress1\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/Cootie-300x235.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.kokomoman.com\/wordpress1\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/Cootie-150x117.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 555px) 100vw, 555px\" \/><figcaption><strong>The dreaded Cootie Bug. It was first discovered in the 1940s and plagued tweenaged boys and girls through the  years.<\/strong><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>This time the Cooties are disrupting travel. As I write this, there have been about 3,200 cases of the Cooties in the United States. Many of those have recovered. So, leadership in various places are shutting down everything&#8230; sporting events, large gathering and some travel. That said, I&#8217;m pretty sure I haven&#8217;t come in contact with those 3,200 people and maybe another 6,000 they were in contact with.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So&#8230; I don&#8217;t have Cooties. Yes&#8230; I&#8217;m sure I had them when I was 13, but  they were gone by the time I was 16. I am going to hunker down for the next 9 days so I&#8217;m sure I don&#8217;t have Cooties when I get on the airplane. I&#8217;m wearing a hazmat suit on the airplanes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I should mention that as of today (March 15) the place I&#8217;m going, Laos and the Ho Chi Minh Trail, has no reported cases of Cooties. So indeed&#8230; if you don&#8217;t want to get Cooties, then Laos is the place to be.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>All that could change if some government or airline forces me not to go, but until then, I&#8217;m still going on the Great Ho CHi Minh Trail Ride in 9 days.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So far, the Cootie bug hasn&#8217;t caused me to change anything for the Great Ho Chi Minh Trail Ride. You remember the Cooties don&#8217;t you. For those too young, tween-age boys and girls would say to each other, &#8220;Ewwwwww&#8230; you&#8217;ve &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.kokomoman.com\/wordpress1\/2020\/03\/15\/cootie-bug-update\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1331,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6],"tags":[64,65,21,22,20],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kokomoman.com\/wordpress1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1330"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kokomoman.com\/wordpress1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kokomoman.com\/wordpress1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kokomoman.com\/wordpress1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kokomoman.com\/wordpress1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1330"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.kokomoman.com\/wordpress1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1330\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1335,"href":"https:\/\/www.kokomoman.com\/wordpress1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1330\/revisions\/1335"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kokomoman.com\/wordpress1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1331"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.kokomoman.com\/wordpress1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1330"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kokomoman.com\/wordpress1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1330"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.kokomoman.com\/wordpress1\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1330"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}