Escape From Kokomo Island

Click on one of the following links below and Kokomo Man’s magic bus will take you away from Kokomo Man’s disgusting way of life:

OR… click below to…

Return to Kokomo Man’s Debauchery *.

Definition:  Debauchery [de bauch fun]

  • 1. Extreme indulgence in pleasures
  • 2. Fantasy Fest parades down Key West’s Duval Street
  • 3. Late night in Carnival Cruise Ship’s Piano Bars
  • 4. Crazy partying and wild nights, usually accompanied by a lot of alcohol.
  • 5. Sitting in a hot tub with people you met during 1-4 above with a frozen concoction to help you hang on.
  • 6. How you feel after 1 – 5 above.